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Women don't fight fair!!
#1
Shocked 
Didn't realize she was that old,

but she "takes her time"!!!!!!

the "eye contact" angle is neat


Quote:“If you vote for Hillary Clinton I will give you a blowjob,” Madonna told a packed crowd at New York City’s Madison Square Garden on Tuesday, first reported by The Hill.
“And I’m good,” boasted the 58-year-old Queen of Pop, during her opening act for comedian Amy Schumer.
“I am not a douche, and I am not a tool. I take my time,” boasted the Like a Virgin singer. “I maintain eye contact, and I do swallow.”


https://www.rt.com/usa/363357-madonna-of...on-voters/

NOW HOW WAS I VOTING AGAIN???
wait, was she talking to ME?!
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#2
The prospect of that creature doing such as that, is scarey ... Confused

That said, it's always nice to see a woman openly admit her true worth publicly. Wink
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#3
So it all comes down to a blow job.
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#4
THE IRONY... Blush
THE THING THAT BROUGHT OLE BILL DOWN
IS OFFERED BY AN OLD LIBERFAGGER WHORE
IN AN ATTEMPT TO GARNER VOTES FOR HIS WIFE! Wink
LMFAO Exclamation
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#6
(10-28-2016, 10:42 PM)matlock Wrote: [Image: 969_1000.jpg]

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damn that's GOOD!

where you get all that stuff??

You know us married ones and metro panzy ones aren't even allowed to THINK up stuff like that
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#7
Men fix shit, its what we do... Smile
Wimmins fix us sammiches, while we is "fixin thier shit" it's what they ought to do... Wink
I tell the gals all the time, "SEX OR A SANDWICH" the choice is yours here babe... Angel

THE CURRENT RATIO IS 25-75 FOR SANDWICH. Dodgy
BUT I LIKE A GOOD SANDWICH, SO I AINT BITCHIN! Big Grin
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#8
Reggie Bush had a promising career ahead of him in the NFL until he had to start fucking a Kardashian. That kind of vagina changes a man. Epidemiologically. It's also a slap in the face of karma. Even James Harden isn't receiving an obligatory foul call every time he dribbles into the paint as before. That time your Kardashian sister screamed when you accidentally came in her hair extensions was your first clue. The orc army being hatched in the basement was the second.

Monique Exposito is one of those chicks in South Florida dedicated to getting shit from professional athletes in exchange for looking good in cocktail dresses and fucking them. Exposito attempted to get pregnant by former Miami Heat player Alonzo Mourning. It didn't take. So she loaded up on Reggie Bush jizz and got herself a working fetus.

Seeing as how Reggie Bush is happily marred, he had to come up with some QT cash to encourage Exposito to do the right thing. The platinum package abortion including a GoPro recording of the look on your baby's face as the vacuum fires up. Like those gotcha pics at the bottom of Splash Mountain. Bush and Exposiito settled on three million dollars. Not bad for a fuck.

Exposito might be a contemptible twat, but she's twice as smart as Bush because she worked him over like a cocky college kid at a table full of poker pros. She kept the cash and the unborn kid. Exposito's currently shopping for new houses for herself and her bastard paycheck. You have to wonder how Norman Rockwell would've painted this America.

There's probably a lesson buried somewhere in this story. Not impregnating a scheming whore comes to mind. Also, perfecting your Krav Maga abdomen punch. Also, maybe don't give a sinister girl a suitcase full of cash based off a contract written on Twitter DMs. Now you're fucked. It's very hard to shake Bush league.

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#9
Dear John,

I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you forgive and forget?
Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool, nobody can take your place.

All my love,

Belinda. xxxxoooxxxx



P.S. Congratulations on winning last week's Powerball lottery.
"Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences."  -- RLStevenson
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#10
When a bad woman shows you her true colors, you better believe that gal the firstime... Wink
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