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Whoremonger asks fora date
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Quote:I have a date Friday night with a black woman.

WhoreMonger
I fuck whores.

She's a civilian, not a prostitute. I met her in Target on Monday.I was shopping at Target, picking up a few random household items, and she was in the aisle with coffee makers. At first, I could only see her from behind, and she had a really nice body so I walked down her aisle to get a better look.I reached for a French Press right next to her and excused myself, and she turned to me and gave me a nervous laugh and big smile and said something like, "Sorry I'm lost in my own world here".

Her face was decent enough to look at, but her body was outstanding and she has perfect teeth and no ghetto accent at all. Early 30s I would guess, about 5'9", thin, mocha skin, long shiny black hair. She was holding one of those really cheap little individual coffee makers and I told her she needs to try a French Press. Much better experience.We had a brief conversation about coffee and the fact that she needs a new coffee-maker at work, very close in a nearby office park.

I introduced myself, and then said, "Can I ask you a personal question?" "Yes". "Are you single?" "Yes."I took out my phone and said, "Me too. Let me take you out some time."She started laughing and said, "You don't mess around!" I just held my phone and looked her expectantly. She gave me the digits and I texted her right there with my name.

She looked at her phone and said , "Got it".I then excused myself, shook her hand, and told her it was nice to meet her.

Monday evening I texted again to say it was nice to meet her. She responded immediately with "likewise". I called back right away and asked her if it's a good time to talk. She said yes, and we had a few minutes of chit-chat to get to know each other. I asked her out to dinner on Friday and she accepted.

I feel rusty, but I've still got it.
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Quote:Have a nice time. My thoughts and prayers are with you bro.

HIV/AIDS, Genital Herpes, Chlamydia, Human Papillomavirus Infection, Hepatitis, Chancroid, Trichomoniasis, Genital Warts, Gonorrhea, Bacterial Vaginosis (BV), Syphilis, Scabies, Pubic "Crab" Lice, Mucopurulent Cervicitis (MPC), Molluscum Contagiosum, Lymphogranuloma Venereum (LGV)

Quote:There is a black chick at my gym with a great body. I have always avoided them because of the EXTREMELY HIGH RATE OF STDS. The rate is off the charts.

But this chick, she wiped down all her equipment carefully before she used it with paper towels and the cleaning solution they have. She might be kind of germaphobic. If so, its a go. I'm still nervous about it though.
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